Programming notes

*** Tuesday’s Daily Rundown’s line-up: Gov. Bob McDonnell (R-VA) on immigration and the GOP’s future… The Atlantic’s Steve Clemons with a Deep Dive into the effort to block Hagel’s nomination… Plus former Clinton White House Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers, GOP strategist Phil Musser and Nathan Gonzales of the Rothenberg Report and Roll Call in the Gaggle.

*** Tuesday’s “Jansing & Co.” line-up: MSNBC’s Chris Jansing interviews Rep. Loretta Sanchez, Raul Reyes and David Nakamura. David Walker on No Budget, No Pay. Margie Omero and Jonathan Collegio talk about Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden 2016; plus, the Washington Post's Ezra Klein on whether the sequester is worse for the GOP.

*** Tuesday’s “MSNBC Live with Thomas Roberts” line-up: MSNBC’s Thomas Roberts interviews Rep. Raul Grijalva (D-AZ) on the president’s immigration speech, Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) on the battle ahead for Hagel, Oak Creek Police Chief John Edwards on yesterday’s gun control meeting with the president, and Jennifer Tyrell, the Lesbian Scout Mom fired for being gay.  Today’s Power Panel includes:  The Washington Post’s Nia Malika Henderson, Voto Latino’s Maria Teresa Kumar, and Republican strategist Hogan Gidley.

*** Tuesday’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports” line-up: NBC’s Andrea Mitchell interviews NAACP President and CEO Ben Jealous, Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL), Republican strategist Kevin Madden, The Washington Post’s Chris Cillizza and USA Today’s Susan Page.

*** Tuesday’s “News Nation with Tamron Hall” line-up: MSNBC’s Tamron Hall interviews Nevada political reporter Jon Ralston, NBC Latino’s Raul Reyes, Voto Latino’s Maria Teresa Kumar, The Atlantic’s Molly Ball, and Democratic strategist Jimmy Williams.

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Yes America! From "Progressive Power Productions" (PPP). It is time for another bone chilling episode of "Darth ROOOOOOVE!!!" AKA. Kart Rove. The GOP/Teabegger "Master of Madness and Misinformation." Let us now read how things are going for little "Darth Rooove" as he is still at the Teabegger Mental Hospital. This episode is entitled.

The Group Session

Scene One opens.

Darth Rove enters the lounge area where the "Special Group" of Teabeggers are meeting.

The doctor announces. "Hellow everyone. This is Karl and he will be joining us today for the group session." The doctor walks with karl over to the nearest chair.

Everyone in the room yells. "Hellow Karl!"

"Puppet Palin" is jumping up and down in her chair clapping wildly. Then there is "Bitchy Bachmann" who is laughing and shaking her fist in the air. "Nutty Newt" is holding a very 'special' book. Pretending that he is actually reading it. Lastly there is "Richie Rich Ryan." Who is playing with his toy calculator trying to figure out how to add.

The doctor sits down in front of the half circle and breaks out her note pad to take notes. The doctor asks the group."What did we talk about at our last session?

"Oh I got this one. We talked about intolerance!" Excitedly exclaimed Puppet Palin raising her hand quickly.

"No! We talked about voter suppression." Replied Nutty Newt calmly.

Suddenly Darth Rove interupts."I am getting angry! I do not care about what you zombies talked about at your boring last session."

The doctor points at Karl and asks."Well then Karl. What would you like too talk about?"

"Yes smart guy. Pick a topic then!" Yelled Bitchy Bachmann slamming her fist on the arm of her chair.

Scene One ends.

Richie Rich Ryan still trying to operate his 'special' calculator. He is whimpering to himself. "I love math. It is my friend."

Scene Two opens.

Darth Rove blirted out. "You fools do not understand what is happening! Obama is coming to get us away, and take away our guns as well."

"What do you mean Karl?" Asked Nutty Newt clutching his 'special' book. He starts shaking and tearing up.

"Obama is going to come in the middle of the night and take us out to one of his camps for mind control exercises." Explained Darth Rove smiling with a huge evil grin.

The doctor interupts." Now Karl. We talked about things that do not exist." Replied the doctors shaking the pen at Karl.

In a spooky voice Karl orders. "I am not talking to you Liberal!"

"Karl you are being paranoid. Again! You are upsetting the group Karl! You need to stop now. Ordered the doctor putting down the note pad.

"Oh no! What can we ever do?"Blurts out Richie Rich Ryan starting to turn pale and frowning.

"We must buy Assult Weapons and ammo immediately. It is critical that we defend ourselves from the Obama Operators that want to take our guns.!" Exclaims Darth Rove pumping his fists in the air.

"Yes! We must buy or steal as many guns as possible! Yelled Puppet Palin standing up out of her chair. She had a look of terror in her blood shot eyes that lead to an echo chamber between her ears.

Scene Two Ends.

Little Richie Rich Ryan is screaming."Obama is going to take my calculator! I will need a gun to defend my calculator! Tears of fear are running down his face.

"Well! He is not going to take my book away!" Cried Nutty Newt stomping his 'special' slippers on the floor.

Scene Three opens.

The doctor is frantically pressing the page button. Seconds later! Nurses came running into the room.

"Oh look! It is the Communists! Yelled Bitchy Bachmann standing on her chair.

"Take them all back to their rooms quickly! Orders the doctor. The nurses are rounding up the Teabeggers and escorting them out of the room.

Scene Three ends.

The Teabeggers lead by Darth Rove are yelling." Obama won't take our guns!!" The doctor is following the nurses down the hall. The Teabeggers are going back to their padded rooms.

The End

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