Oh all these so called experts to interview. So many experts and so little time what shall we do. this country is really getting desperate with all these self proclaimed experts.

Note to media, these are not experts, quit portraying this as such. Their just giving us their not so well thought out opinions.

It is time for another "Bone Chilling" episode of "Darth Rooove." AKA. Karl Rove. The GOP/RNC "Master of Mental Madness and Misinformation." Progressive Power Productions has been very proud to present to America the continued "Mental Illness" of Darth Roooove!! AKA. Karl Rove. Now let us go into the GOP/RNC "Chamber Of Conserative Crap."

"The Temper Tantrums."

Scene One opens with Darth Rove slumped over on his throne crying and shaking. His pit of fire has huge flames streaming out of it, and the smell of "Political Death" is everywhere. The Doors Song. "The End." Is playing over the PA System in Darth Rove's "Crazy Conservative Chamber Of Crap.

""Hoaky Hannity enters the chamber and announces. " Master. GOP Representative Boehner is here to see you."

"Good! Let him in here quickly." Ordered Karl. Using his white sleeves to wipe the massive tears from his blood shot eyes.

"Yes my master." Replied Hoaky Hannity. He walks towards the chamber door in a trance. The back of head is severely burned, and is still smoking.

Boehner crying massively slowly walks up to the huge pit of fire."Hello Karl." I am so sorry that we lost. I can't believe it either.

"Everything was in place Boehner. I was informed that we had the whole election rigged, and that we were set up to destroy that stupid Voter Rights Act. We had all of our operatives in place to disrupt and cause massive confusion at all the Polling Places." Explained a very mentally confused Darth Rove.

"Don't you worry Karl. I have no intention of ever compromising with the President. I am now only hinting of maybe compromising however, there will be no such compromise at all." Smiled Boehner. Rubbing his hands together vigorously.

Scene One ends with the Hoaky Hannity entering the chamber and announces. "Master. Mr. Cantor is here to see you too."

"Well you zombie of mine! Get him in here now!!" Ordered Karl 'leaning forward' on his throne.

Scene Two opens with "Hoaky Hannity" leaving the chamber, and enters "Crazy Cantor" with rotten tea bags hanging from his ears.

"I am very upset that Romney lost Karl. What a shame for our conspiracy to make America in our Severely Conservative image." Explained Cantor. Looking very depressed and his eyes full of tears.

"Now Cantor! We are still keeping quiet about the Blood Oath that was taken at the Caucus Steakhouse Restaurant in 2009?" Asked Darth Rove grinning with great anger.

"Well Karl. Not not everyone." Replied Cantor still looking scared.

"What do you mean?" Asked Karl in a forceful manner.

"Newt was on the Tom Hartman Show out of Chicago yesterday. Newt confessed that our Caucus Conspiracy did take place." Explained Cantor starting now to shake.

"That fool! I will crush him like a bug!" Yelled Karl jumping out of throne shaking his puggy fists in the air.

Scene Two ends with Darth Rove ordering Hoaky Hannity into the chamber. Darth Rove ordered him to find Newt and bringing him to his "Crazy Conservative Clown Chamber."

Scene Three opens with Newt entering the chamber with a huge smile, and a skip in his step. He is singing aloud. "I am a obstructionis and proud of it!"

"What are you smiling about Newt?" Asked Karl pointing his cane at Newt.

"Karl you need to calm down, and look at this from an Historical Perspective. Since our Republic began there have always been polticians that have conspired to destroy the opposing party." Explained Professor Newt trying to sound intellectual.

This even has Boehner and Cantor rolling their tear filled eyes.

Cantor interupts and yells. "Newt! You should have lied, denied, and obstruct! We all agreed on this at the our Caucus Conspiracy back in 2009!!"

Suddenly Bonehead Boehner starts crying. Again!

Then Darth Rove looks over at Boehner and orders. "Stop your crying Boehner right now or I will burn you alive!!"

Karl looks back at Newt and says."No! It is not the same Newt! At our Four Hour meeting by our fellow Fourteen Republicans. They took a Blood Oath to destroy the US Economy at all costs. They also took a Blood Oath to destroy the American People By obstructing any legislation presented by the President. They also conspired to make this President look weak, ineffective, and dumb." Karl continues tapping his cane on the side of his throne.

"Well I do not see it that way Karl." Yelled Newt pointing back at Darth Rove.

"Listen to me Newt very carefully. You are not to say anymore! To anyone! At anytime!" Ordered Karl. As fire started to come out of his eyes.

"Karl! You are just being paranoid. The American People will never learn about this anyway. They will never read the book by Robert Draper called. Do Not Ask What Good We Do." Confidently replied Newt. Waving his hand at Darth Rove dismissively.

"Listen you fool! What we did on Janruary 20, 2009 in Washington D.C. was not just to disagree with the President or his party. Our Blood Oath was too destroy the US Constitution, the American People, the American Economy, and the Office Of The President." Darth Rove continued to explain shaking his fists of firre at Newt.

"Listen Karl! The American People do not care about what we did on Janruary 20, 2009. So we caused the economy not to grow. So what if we destroyed all of the President's Budgets. It does not matter that our party kept the unemployment rates high, and that we killed new jobs. So what if we continued Tax Policies that favored the very rich, and brought no new revenue in. So Boehner and Cantor obstructed the President at every turn. It does not matter Karl." Contemptfully responded Newt.

"You are missing the point Newt! For a so-called intelligent zombie. You have no common sense at all, and you have underestimated the American People. Our Fourteen Republicans at the Caucus Restaurant agreed as a group to conspire to destroy the nation and it's people at all costs. Mitch McConnell made my orders very clear, and he is determined to see it out in our direction. Remember that we all took the big Tax Pledge by Grover." Fired back Darth Rove becoming very frustrated. More huge flames started shooting out of the pit.

"I never thought about that way Karl." Replied a very now pale looking Newt.

Darth Rove fired a stream of fire over Newt's head and yelled. "That is because you do not think Newt, and you have been living in one of Romney's quiet rooms for far too long."

Cantor and Boehner are stepping back and away from Newt.

"Newt! You just admitted that we all committed treason!" Replied Boehner crying even louder.

Scene Three ends with Darth Rove ordering "Crazy Cantor," "Bonehead Boehner," and "Nutty Newt" to leave the chamber. Their "Blood Oath" was too still stand in both Houses Of Congress. People saw all Three running around the local park yelling. "We are all just Tea Begger Zombies!"

THE END.

Jodi Cantor, an expert on legacy? Wouldn't consider her an expert on anything. President Obama doesn't have to re-write his legacy, he cemented it with re-election last Tuesday night. His legacy is filled with more accomplishments, more historic and major legislation than any president since LBJ. Seems the only person needing to rewrite a legacy is Cantor herself.