Vice President Joe Biden speaks at a campaign rally in Arvada, Colorado criticizing Romney's policies towards China as 'malarkey'.
ARVADA, Colo. -- Ka-zing.
Three days before the election, Vice President Joe Biden pegged his newest critique of Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney to the semi-annual inconvenience of adjusting clocks for Daylight Savings Time, which occurs tonight.
"It’s Mitt Romney’s favorite time of the year -- because he gets to turn the clock back!" Biden told a crowd of hundreds at a suburban Denver high school.
In his remarks, the vice president accused Romney of embracing social policies out of an earlier era, pointedly noting the GOP nominee's voiced enthusiasm for "getting rid of" Planned Parenthood.
"With all the issues facing the country, Gov. Romney has focused on for the last three months [that] he's going to get rid of Planned Parenthood" Biden said. "And by the way, he doesn't even know he doesn't control Planned Parenthood."
"He should talk to Big Bird!" he added, referencing the scuffle over public broadcasting funding that broke out during one of the presidential debates.
(In context, Romney said last spring he was going to "get rid" of federal funding for Planned Parenthood, not get rid of the entity itself.)
Biden has two events scheduled in swing state Colorado Saturday. He will campaign Sunday in Ohio.


There is an old film clip that has been shown on the History Channel many times that shows a woman looking with wildly insane eyes at Hitler while she gives him the Nazi salute. This is exactly the look in Romney's eyes as he looks at his audiences. It's like he's thinking to himself, "These crazy people actually believe me, even though I despise 47% of them. You were right Dad, you knew i could buy this election!" "I can, can't I?"
When Obama wins on the 6th, everybody better stay home or carry your concealed weapons with you all day on the 7th because every disappointed, rabidly slobbering wing nut in the country will be out trying to drown their sorrows and road raging everywhere!
I don't know about the road rage business, but I have no doubt that alcohol sales (the kind you drink) will skyrocket once reality sets in with the Romney/Ryan fanatics. I can also see calls to the police ballooning for them to do something with irate Republicans upset that 'the black man' got re-elected. Blood pressure medicine will be flying off the shelves on Wednesday. Valium sales to the well healed Republicans will be off the charts as their peers in the Boardrooms try to conduct business with people who just can't understand how the country could have re-elected Obama. Calls to Switzerland, The Cayman Islands and similar places will have people trying to make international calls get that recorded message saying 'all circuits are busy, please try your call again later'.
I'm thinking that moderate Republicans must be asking themselves how in the heck did we ever get here? Charlie Crist was right when he said there isn't anyplace in the Republican Party for moderates. It's a sad state of affairs for moderate Republicans.
@johnyt and jimmyjamz,
And you guys are moderate Democrats? Wow...really?
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Notsosure10.....what makes you think I'm a moderate democrat? That ought to be a mighty interesting....trying to explain to me that I'm a moderate democrat!!!!
Hi "Danno1". Easy to hide behind a screenname and call at least 51% of the population "stupid" isn't it? Such an "intelligent and thoughtful" person, as you claim to be, would rarely call out a huge number of Americans as "stupid". My guess is that quite a few of us Republicans scored higher than you on the SATs, actually graduated college, and have decent jobs.
Mike, I'm sure that you are right about some Republicans being quite intelligent. But why do so many of you assume that liberals are all unemployed "morons"? (to use BigRigTim's favorite word)
You might be surprised at how many liberals are college-educated, fully employed, and many of us have served in the military.
It's a crying shame how politics has spiraled downward in the last few years. Since you are from Ga. I should remind you that this started with Newt Gingrich, back in the 1990's. Since you are college educated, you will know that it's true.
Let's hope that after the election, we can get back to the business of being proud to be Americans. This partisan name-calling is toxic.
Great post!
Alan1234
I am not sure if you are blaming toxic name calling on the current election or Newt Gingrich or both.
But if you are neither is to blame. People are responsible for the words they chose to use and just because someone else uses toxic name calling does not mean it is their fault if someone else does. People must take responsibility for their own actions.
I do call allot of people morons among many other words, I also use slut, a..hole, "crap" for brains. But you are wrong moron is not my favorite, my favorite is "GET YOUR HEAD AND ASS WIRED STRAIGHT". I do not care for certain people being around me. Mainly lazy, stupid, foolish and amoral. I also cannot stand liars and people who break promises (yes i know sometime things happen and promises get broken). Politicians and their followers (it is almost as if it is a religion onto itself) are the worst at lying and breaking promises. Politicians will tell of great things he has never done, promise you all the things you want to hear and then never do,he slanders his challenger as the liar and fraud and then there are his followers sad, aimless, child like, people latching onto his every word as if god himself has spoken them (the morons). Then they take it upon themselves to spread their master's words causing hate, bitterness and division. And for what so that some lazy, lying amorale politician can feel inportant, and not do a real days work.
Yes i call people morons and worse because they do not know they are morons and someone must tell them.
peace to you
bigrigtim, thanks for the reply. and peace to you.
Oh, man, "Jimmyjanz"....now you and your friends are pulling the "Nazi" card? Wow, you Dems truly ARE getting desperate! Please leave the Nazi's where they belong....in the 1940s in Germany.
GOV. MITT ROMNEY
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Treason comes to mind!!!
We now have a government who gives money and health insurance away to `the poor' for free and America has to pay for it. Also, there is 1.15 trillion dollars in TARP money given away to save the rich and famous and really no accounting of all of the destinations it was slated for. My wife's med insurance went up so high that we had to drop-it. The gas is at an insane price level which the government calls the new norm and the new change. The proxy name for reparation is redistribution and I believe this is the beginning of middle-class becoming poor!!!. Romney wants to stop it and I want to help before its to late.
Biden's a dancing monkey on a leash with his organ grinder Obama grinning like a fool. He has zero credibility like his master. His tasteless attacks deserves the same back to him and then some.............
Well Taddy,
I really like our President. Always have. He has a goodness about him. He's an upstanding human being. No major scandals. Family man. Good husband.
I believe President Obama truly cares and he is definitely more in touch with more people in this nation. He just simply is. He's more down-to-earth and more diverse than Mitt Romney. I like that quality and I think it is a great thing to have as the President of the United States.
Give Barack Obama four more years to finish what he started.
It takes time to "undo" all the crookery in this country bc you have to fight to change laws and put new laws in place to protect the citizens in the future. The president is attacking the "roots" of the problem. It's not popular because people want an instant fix, but in the end, it is the right thing to do.
OBAMA-BIDEN 2012!!!
Miss Prissy,
Obama and Biden's impotent attacks are't working at all because they both can't and will never be able to defend their failed 4 years. When all else fails, attack and try to distract................ then still lose.
Biden reminds me of Jerry Sandusky. Just creepy and weird.....typical Dumocrat.
That's pretty low to compare the VP to pedophile Sandusky. If President Obama wins, Biden is still the VP. Then what?
You need to wrap your brain around that so that you won't become too bitter and filled with hate.
Seriously!
Miss Priss.....should anyone adhering to their Constitutional relgious rights....there's a giant reason why this was the FIRST AMENDMENT to the Constitution....be forced to pay for other's abortions if they believe abortion is wrong? It is a very simple and fundamental question, Miss Priss. There is plenty of private funding for abortions out there and abortion remains completely legal to all who seek it....why make it a federal government funding mandate?
Look, I know right from wrong.
I believe people should pay for their own abortions; however, don't make people go into the poor house to do it. Because people will still fall through the cracks. That is human nature. I see it every day. And the result is more helpless children who come into a world of pain. We must find a way to stop people from having so many UNWANTED babies.
However, contraception... don't get me started on that topic. Every single woman should have access to that. Period!
I don't particularly care to pay for wars for oil and revenge being waged on false pretenses...but I still have to.
If .....
Mitt Romney is elected and he takes down the President's healthcare plan, he'd better offer something superior, that's for sure. He'd better stop all these hospitals and medical facilities from robbing the American people.
Romney better not get elected and "do nothing."
I have experienced the crookery firsthand, and I am neither sickly nor a senior citizen. It is a shame in this country.
If God acts the way us Southern Baptists think,the Romney and Ryan will burn in the pits of Hell for their lies and inattention to the plight of the less fortunate.I can only hope it's true.
God does not indeed act as you think or you would not be alive to make this post...just saying. Grace, mercy and love are above justice or we all would be dead. Romney pays more in tithe and support to the poor than the current President and Vice-President combined. But his tithe paying and support do not give him any status with God. Why is that? The truth is that God does not carry a bounty on people He loves and died for no matter their political affiliation. In truth God loves Romney, Ryan, Obama, and Biden...some of them just don't actually know who He is...yet.
Please stop speaking for God as you hardly know him...just a hint He is not about justice but mercy and love as proved by Jesus "If you have seen me you have seen the Father". You might want to crack His book once and a while to see who he really is and stop relying on "television preachers" to tell you the "truth".
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I wouldn't call that a "zing" from Biden and he certainly doesn't have the brains to come up with anything mildly clever on his own. No, I think Biden zings Biden almost everytime he opens his big mouth! Frightening that he could be President. He could also be Bozo-just needs a big red nose!
Miss Priss....I must have misread your first comment...."Government should not pay for abortions". You are, indeed, correct. I apologize.
What a low class individual for a Vice-President. Please send this buffoon home for good. This is a person one heart beat away from the Presidency who depends on the F-bomb to show his mental superiority...how pathetic is that?
More Biden Gaffe's from the last couple of days.
"Biden’s most recent gaffe was in Sarasota, Florida last week when he approached a patron at a restaurant and asked if he was Indian. ‘American!’ the man responded.
Who is the racist again?
Biden mistakenly called former Virginia Democratic Senate candidate Tim Kaine by the wrong first name twice at a campaign event last weekend and he confused what state he was in during a visit to Ohio."
Can't even remember who he is stumping for where he is or what he is suspose to be doing!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2227209/Joe-Biden-gaffe-Biden-says-Theres-day-years-Ive-proud-VP.html#ixzz2BD8JI200
I wish we all could turn back the clock perhaps Obama would not be occupying our White House. I don't think Mr. Romney wants to go back in time, but what would be so wrong with that? Back in the day when things were great, my dad worked, my mom stayed at home and took care of us kids, my parents were buying a home without any difficulties, we had health insurance and dental insurance for all of us, when we were teens--we all had cars, we all had bank accounts, we took family vacations, we had a roof over our head and food on our table, and I never once saw my father stress about finances--we were a middle class family and we had it all. We could also leave our doors unlocked at night and we never feared the person walking toward us. Going back might not be a bad idea, but I think Mr. Romney is well aware that he needs to move the United States forward and he will.
Whatever!
Live your fantasy life.
Dream on, sister!
Biden doesn't "zing" @!$%#. Another worthless MSN spin making that dumbass out to be cool. Biden has THE biggest worded mistakes to come out of a mouth. Would you like me to quote Biden, MSN? Didn't think so.
Goon.
Sorry but tax dollars should never go to pay for abortions or contraceptives. First off, having sex is a choice not a requirement. Second, having unprotected sex and not wanting a child is just plain STUPID. Condoms cost about a dollar per pack at the store. Also, using tax dollars to pay for things like abortions and contraceptives is a violation of first amendment rights for people who do not view them as humane.
Things that should get tax dollars are things like mammograms and PAPS smears. Planned Parenthood should get tax revenue if that only goes towards things like this.
Their is hope for you.
But their is no need for money to go to private organization like planned parent hood at all since every state has some form of indigent care for everyone. Yes i have experience in this, i had to take a friend to the county hospital north of fort worth. He had to declare he was poor and got tests and treatment and no cost to him except the fact that his taxes and mine and everyone else in Texas paid for it already.
So again why is the government getting involved in such things, would such programs be more efficient and better targeted if the states handled welfare and indigent care.
Peace to you
The top ten Biden Gaffe's for your reading enjoyment.
10. "A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008 (Watch video clip)
9."I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007
8. "A successful dump!" --Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home, Wilmington, Del., Aug. 20, 2008
7. "His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And- although, she's- wait- your mom's still- your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul." --Joe Biden, on the mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen, who is very much alive, Washington, D.C., March 17, 2010
6. "You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.... I'm not joking." --Joe Biden, in a private remark to an Indian-American man caught on C-SPAN, June, 2006
5. "When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008 (Watch video clip)
4. "Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me." --Joe Biden, speaking at a town hall meeting in Nashua, New Hampshire, Sept. 10, 2008
3. "Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008
2. "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008 (Watch video clip)
1. "This is a big @!$%#ing deal!" --Joe Biden, caught on an open mic congratulating President Barack Obama during the health care signing ceremony, Washington, D.C., March 23, 2010 (Watch video clip)
www.politicalhumor.about.com/od/joebiden/a/top-10-biden-quotes.htm
OBAMA-BIDEN 2012!!!
@Miss Priss,
Thank you...you prove my point exactly...so well thought out and executed.
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To think this looney tune is a heart beat away from the Presidency is enough make a person to vote for Romney/Ryan.
You know if I knew anything Biden accomplished during his rein as VP I would have respect for this loud mouth,rude idiot. He reminds me of the old corporate guys who are retired on the job!
Can anyone who posts here, explain anything he has accomplished for America, since 2009? Let hear it!
Well the debt deal was accomplished because he stepped in and helped create a compromise. This isn't necessarily a good thing, as it means the PRESIDENT FAILED to do his job.
That is it everybody? Anyone? Just think we are paying his salary, and his retirement! I believe what Clint Eastwood says, Politicians are our employees, and if an employee is not doing the job,time to let them go. Hire someone else! Vote Romney/Ryan!
So the big desperation from the right gets bigger as the election approaches? Go figure! Spit@!$%#t Rummey, and his azzkisser buddy Lyin Ruinus Ryan will never get the Presidency in this country!!! Rumnuts can't even carry his own state. What does that tell you? It tells me, they know something!!!
O AND JOE FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!!! NOW GO CRY IN YOUR CHERIO'S R.W.N.J.'S....
Four more years and you might be joining in the crying in the cereal...if we have any left.
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"You get rid of Obamacare, but there are others," Romney the station. "Planned Parenthood, we're gonna get rid of that...."
In context, he did NOT say he'd defund PP. He said he'd get rid of it. The implication may have been that he would defund it, but what he said was get rid of it.
Nothing is worse that Obamacare!
Biden is an idiot!
Does it seem to you the Presidebt and VP don't even understand the issues that are important to most of America? I don't give a rat's patootie about "Big Bird." The Sesame Street Show should be self sustaining with all the money they have made. The toys alone should be able to support PBS. All of PBS.
He told us what he planned to do when he spoke with Joe the Plumber. The redistribution of wealth is a myth perpetuated by the very people who will end up with all the wealth we have. It is a lie. And I think everyone knows it. Not that the Obama worshippers believe it, of course.
America is being financially destroyed by this administration to suit the needs of a left leaning and socialist agenda. Too bad Obama and Biden don't seem to get it. If he had done one thing he promised to do, like perhaps "transparency of his administration," Obama may have been reelected.
Answering your very first question:
NO!
Romney's family is their own worst enemy. Google which party bought the voting machines in swing states recently. I'll give you a clue, it was not Obama. Maybe you can guess who the loser will be now. Total conflict of interest and unethical. Anyone who knows about this purchase will not vote for Romney because they would no longer be able to look at themselves in the mirror. Romney flip flop and lies so much he cannot possibly keep his story straight. There is no way he or his VP pick is ready for a 3 am emergency phone call. They are both as bad as Palin in 2008. Face it, the GOP is dying a slow death and soon to be extinct like the dinosaurs. Oh yeah, the GOP doesn't believe in science as global warming or dinosaurs. They believe in GOD which is not suppose to hate anyone, but yet constantly hate the gays, and anyone else that doesn't believe as they do in their radical right wing beliefs. Yeah go ahead and vote for the guy who bought the voting machines, you will then be equal with the candidate, a boneified classified loser with no morals or ethics.
I suggest you not drink alcohol before posting something to a website. You might not look quite as foolish as you do here with the incoherent drivel you just wrote.
Joann....Obama really took care of the Benghazi affair, didnt he. That 3 oclock in the morning call.
Joann,
What happens when there are no more responsible individuals to save you from yourself and your party's lack of ideas or policies?
Four more years and we may find out.
Be careful what you wish for.
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How about this headline, MSNBC: Biden zings America--he's actually the current VP! The jokes on you America!
So MSNBC misses it again. The headline is not the Biden zings Romney, rather, it is that Biden doesn't know what he is talking about, as usual. He claims Romney wants to get rid of Planned Parenthood and then states: "He doesn't even realize the government doesn't control Planned Parenthood." Even MSNBC had to point out that what Romney actually said was that he wanted to "end federal funding for Planned Parenthood." So, not only does Romney know what he is talking about, Joe, once again it is YOU who doesn't know what HE is talking about. Not that anyone needs another reason to vote for Romney, but the idea of Joe Biden as President is downright frightening! Hey Joe, stick to plagiarizing the speeches of others, at least then you won't say such stupid things, just things that someone else said first!
It looks like all Obama and Biden have left are drive-by Zingers.
NOBAMA 2012