Programming notes

*** Monday's "The Daily Rundown" (live from Charlotte): Convention expectations with Obama Deputy Campaign Manager Stephanie Cutter, Rep. James Clyburn (D-SC), Sen. Kay Hagan (D-NC), Gov. Brian Schweitzer (D-MT), and RNC Chairman Reince Priebus… msnbc’s Chris Matthews on tonight’s 10 pm premiere of his documentary “Barack Obama: Making History”… NBC’s Ron Mott on the road with Ryan in North Carolina and NBC’s Kristen Welker in Ohio with President Obama… Latest 2012 headlines with TIME’s Michael Scherer, AP’s Beth Fouhy, The Washington Post’s Dan Balz, Center for American Progress’ Daniella Gibbs Leger, former DNC spokeswoman/msnbc’s Karen Finney, Democratic strategist Chris Kofinis, NY1’s Errol Louis and Salon.com/msnbc’s Steve Kornacki.

*** Monday’s “Jansing & Co.” line-up: MSNBC’s Chris Jansing interviews former New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, Delaware Gov. Jack Markell, the Huffington Post’s Ryan Grim, American Urban Radio’s April Ryan, former Ohio Gov. Ted Strickland, and former DC Schools Chancellor & CEO & Founder of StudentsFirst Michelle Rhee.

*** Monday’s “MSNBC Live with Thomas Roberts” line-up: MSNBC’S Thomas Roberts talks with Rep. Melvin Watts (D-NC), MSNBC’S Melissa Harris Perry live from Charlotte, RNC Communications Director Sean Spicer, and former. Biden Chief Economic Advisor Jared Bernstein.  TheGrio.Com’s Joy-Ann Reid, BET Columnist Keith Boykin and Republican strategist Susan Del Percio join the Power Panel.

*** Monday’s “NOW with Alex Wagner” line-up: Alex Wagner’s guests include Bloomberg View’s Jonathan Alter, the New Yorker’s Kelefa Sanneh, former Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell (D), the Huffington Post’s Sam Stein, former State Dept. Spokesman P.J. Crowley, and Foreign Policy Magazine Editor in Chief Susan Glasser

*** Monday’s “Andrea Mitchell Reports” line-up: Anchoring from Charlotte, NBC’s Andrea Mitchell interviews Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), Gov. Bev Perdue (D-NC), former RNC Chairman Michael Steele, Charlie Cook, Politico’s Maggie Haberman, the Washington Post’s Jonathan Capehart and NBC’s Ron Mott travelling with Paul Ryan.

*** Monday’s “News Nation with Tamron Hall” line-up: MSNBC’s Tamron Hall interviews the Washington Post’ Eugene Robinson and Anne Kornblut, as well as Dem strategist Chris Koffinis.

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My San Antonio great mayor, Julian Castro, speaking at the DNC as well as his twin brother Joaquin....Yesh!

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Reply#1 - Mon Sep 3, 2012 10:42 AM EDT

Now it is time for another "Bone Chilling" Episode of "Darth Rove." AKA. Karl Rove. The GOP/RNC "Master Of Madness and Misinformation." After an exciting Summer of playing golf with President Nixon, and discussing the economic destruction of the Middle Class, the Working Poor, the elderly, and disabled. Progressive Power Productions is "Politically" Proud to present a new episode of "Darth Rove." AKA. Karl Rove. The GOP/RNC "Master of Misinformation."

HE IS BACK!

Scene One opens with Darth Rove sitting on his Tea Begger Throne. That is made out of bones of the Middle Class. "Darth Rove" is wearing his KKK outfit, and his Confederate States Of American Flag flying behind his throne. "Hoaky Hannity" comes in surprised to see "Darth Rove" back in his "Conservative Chamber Of Political Crap."

"Karl it is so good to see you again! Announced "Hoaky Hannity" pumping his weak fist in the air.

"It is good to see you again Hannity." Replied Darth Rove. Throwing old documents into his "Political Pit" of fire.

"Paul Ryan is here to see you, and he looks very happy to sending out your message of racial intolerance, economic evil, and social sadism." Explained Hannity waving in Paul Ryan up to the fire pit.

Scene One ends with Paul Ryan running to the fire pit and giving "Darth Rove" a big wave. Hoaky Hannity quickly leaves the blood stained walled chamber.

Scene Two opens with "Darth Rove" standing up from his throne. Giving Ryan his famous "Chipped Tooth" Smile of denial.

"It is good to finally meet you Vice President!" Yelled Rove continuing to smile. Shaking his cane made of the bones of the Working Poor into the stale air of "Economic Death."

"Well I am ready to be the next Vice President of the United States, and I will do everything in my power to make the rich richer economically." Announced Ryan laughing with his blood drenched fangs of "Richie Rich" Ryan.

"Now that is what want! I love your record on jobs, taxes, and your consistent vote to destroy the rights of all women. I love how you destroyed every economic policy of the President that was presented in the House. You rallied Cantor and Boehner to vote for the destruction Medicare and Medicaid." "Darth Rove explained waving his hands over his "Political Pit' of fire.

"That is not the only thing that I have planned Mr. Rove. Planned Parenthood is history, abortions will be made illegal, and all women will have no say so on their reproductive health." Bragged Ryan laughing shaking a thumbs up in the air.

"Please Mr. Ryan! Call me Karl." Smiled "Darth Rove." His blood shot eyes glowing with great feeling of power.

"Sure Karl. I have every intention to lie about all the economic, political, social, and cultural facts surrounding the President. My speech at our convention was my view that there is no room for honesty in all Political Speeches." Explaned an ever more enthusiastic Ryan.

"What about Iran?" Asked "Darth Rove" rubbing his bony hands together.

"Mitt and I will bomb Iran off the face of the Earth, and start another war that has been demanded by Mr. Cheney." Explained Ryan pounding his fist in the air.

Scene Two ends with "Darth Rove" laughing and jumping up in the air shaking his "Conservative Cane Of Crap" in the air of death singing. "Bomb Baby Bomb! Bomb Iran!"

Scene Three opens with "Darth Rove" throwing to Ryan his new KKK Uniform and ordoring." This is your new poltical, economic, social, and cultural outfit for your upcoming poltical battles.

Ryan starts to cry and replied. "Thank you Karl! I will wear it under my regular clothes with political pride and confederate glory. I will wear this Tea Party Uniform to destroy all unions, tax the Middle Class to an Economic Death, and destroy all economic safety nets for the disabled."

"Good Mr. VP! My good friends the Koch Brothers, and my very good friend Mr. Grover have great confidence in you. We want health care to be unfordable, and very profitable for my CEO Health Insurance friends. No Economic Regulations for my Wall Street Banker friends, and destrucion of all women rights issues." Explained "Darth Rove." Glaring at Ryan. Pointing his cane in the smelly air of the rotting economic/poltical bones of those that were not able to defend themselves.

Scene Three ends with Ryan exclaiming. "Consider it done Karl!" Then Ryan confidently yells. "Only For The Very Rich!!"

Darth Rove salutes Ryan back and orders." Now go out there and lie to America at will, and then continue to lie as our next VP!"

THE END!

    Reply#2 - Mon Sep 3, 2012 11:45 AM EDT
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