RALEIGH, NC -- What's a folksy, blue-collar pitch from a Midwestern pol without a good beer analogy?
Appearing at a GOP Victory office opening in swing state North Carolina, Tim Pawlenty on Saturday compared the President Barack Obama's lofty rhetoric of hope and change to the unsatisfying byproduct of a poor-quality keg of an adult beverage.
"We got a problem because we've got a president who's all foam and no beer," declared the former Minnesota governor and top GOP VP pick.
The crowd of about 300 supporters roared.
"I don't know about you but I'm tired of hearing these teleprompter speeches and no results!" he said. "You know his big fancy speeches from four years ago; those speeches, those words don't put gas in our cars do they? And his teleprompter speeches don't pay the mortgage do they?"
Pawlenty, who hours before had talked policy details at a roundtable and given young hockey fans tips on the skating rink, was visibly energized and almost raspy-voiced as he berated the president on behalf of the presumptive GOP nominee, who remains abroad this weekend.
Mitt Romney, a Mormon, does not drink alcohol
"We need to grow this economy and quit kicking our entrepreneurs and small business leaders like President Obama does in the shins every day," he said.
Numerous vice presidential prospects, including Sen. Rob Portman of Ohio and Gov. Bobby Jindalof Louisiana, are stumping for Romney over the coming days. Pawlenty told reporters after his Raleigh appearance that he doesn't see this weekend as an audition for the job.
"I've been out doing this sort of thing since last fall and I get a call once in a while from the campaign saying, 'hey, do you have any free time next week to go be a surrogate?' " he said. "This is consistent with that pattern so it's really no different than what I've been doing for the campaign since last fall."
He declined to speak further about the vetting process, joking that he's been busy around the house.
"I've been taking care of yard work, doing my other work, trying to deal with family matters," he said.
"And trying to get the garage cleaned up. My garage is a mess."
Earlier: Pawlenty calls officials' thumbs down on Chick-Fil-A 'chilling, jaw-dropping'


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Nice try, Tim, but your audition time for VP wannabe has passed. You couldn't think up anything better than Obama bashing. That's getting pretty old. No programs to replace the health care act. No tax plans that make any sense. No support for bi-partisan cooperation to actually get anything done.
Hope and change got assassinated by you and Mitch McConnell when he rallied the Republican troops basically right after Obama's inauguration and said the most important thing was to make Obama a one term president. Nice way to get things done in Washington. If the big lie campaign works it will mark a major descent in American politics when obstructionist zealots stop government functioning and hold programs hostage while wealthy corporations, lobbyists and moguls pull the strings to create a government that favors the big boys.
Well it looks like Romney may have found someone unattractive enough and small-fry-who's-inconsequential who won't show me up enough to be his vice president nominee.
INTREPID 1 --Also JFK..
and John Weiner!
pretender, your still an ignorant fox howler.
Obama 2012
Inteprid - Lots of democrats have been patriots, it's just too bad you have Obama to tarnish their reputation.
Boner, check. Now try war criminals Bush and Cheney to the equation. Check mate.
boner, another arse end of an elephent ranting.
Obama 2012
and you have little Mitt, the draft dodger , who spent his vietnam days in France....and bush, who avoided the draft by going into the Nat guard which did not fight in Nam...and how could we forget mr cold heart cheney...who got 4 exemptions because he was too busy...all chicken hawks...love to start wars but have no guts to fight in them.... if these are your guys, then you have no guts and no gumption...i'm here for ya boys..
Really? TP doesn't even get to vanilla and his record is dismal, same for the other repubs..... PLUS coming from the #1 party of OBSTRUCTION who said on the first day (1st day, mind you) that they would rather destroy the country than give Obama a 2nd term!!!!!! So they were going to work AGAINST an elected President and against US and this was allowed?!?!?!?!?!?!?
ANYONE who would behave this was ON ANY JOB and be as useless as they have been (Boehner, you're dumb plus lots of other things and THE worst at his job EVER) would have been fired LONG AGO!
Now they come, and erasing everything Obama has been able to accomplish IN SPITE of them and say Obama can't run on his record? HAHAHAHAHAHA...... Drop the pipe people!
Romney has done nothing lately and anything positive he did he wants to avoid mentioning because it sounds democratic (hahahaha, another looser), BUT if you just listen to this looser talk you get a small sample of just how warped he is.... NO foreign policy knowledge AT ALL, an embarrassment, didn't he learn anything at Harvard (or was he too busy bullying people to pay attention to actual knowledge?) then he disses his wife big time by saying he didn't even know her horse's name (yes, the million dollar one that he got the 77K deduction for and is the apple of his wife's eye) and didn't go to the Olympics to see compete! He just went to the UK to embarrass us and insult the Brit's.... He's shown that he can't relate to anyone but other billionaires, hates the poor and unemployed (guess he wants slaves), he didn't want to be tied to anything Mexican, like his father's birthplace for instance, but thinks that any minority will want him? HAHAHAHAHAHA, not! All he wants is to give what little is left of the country to his rich friends and he wants all of us to vote for that???? Seriously?????
Guess who's got nothing... not even foam and certainly not beer.... it's the GOP'ers! Unless you are a millionaire (or a racist or a hater or a religious zealot or something else negative like that..) , Obama is the ONLY option!
alclinicalresearcher and Bruce -848280
I want to thank you both for an interesting evening of civil discussion and exchange of opinions and ideas
Romney & Pawlenty both are all casting and no muskies...
Three hundred supporters roared??? I've had more supporters at a rally when I ran for President of the Students Council in high school. WTF.
Wow- that's the pot calling the kettle black! Old dopey Pawlenty, who couldn't win one state in the Republican primary, throwing darts at our very capable President. Just another rightwing nutjob.
Does he really think he can help pathetic Willard Romney? I don't think so..
Pawlenty is too polite. Obama is a douchbag.
fur, and you blowing out of the elephants arse.
Obama 2012
Man, that Pawlenty just makes you just tingle with excitment. Such a bright charismatic fellow. Much like robot Romney. Good combination. Dam those Republicans are going to be hard to beat. Obama/Biden 2012
Such a real ball of fire our Tim a real foot stomp rowser. Perfect for the mitter, timmy doesn't have any original thoughts to clog up mitter's owner's brain.
Obama 2012
Tim Who?
Who the f**k cares about what Tim Pawlenty has to say? You would think he was a successful Governor or something. Kicked out after one term, and then lasted 10 seconds as a Presidential candidate. Wow, that's gravitas for you...
I would love to see this damp squid in a debate with Obama. I would give it 2 minutes before The POTUS makes him look like the small-timer he really is. Humiliated by Romney in the primaries (and Bachmann and Gingrich and Cain), gained about 10 votes and now is going around talking like some tough-guy. I guess anyone who can throw around a cheap insult is being considered for VP. How about having some actual credibility?.
I would love to see Tim as the VP. He's a bum.
Let's move on....
Talk about the kettle calling the pot black (no pun intended). Who the hell is Tim Pawlenty? If I member correctly Mr. Pawlenty was recently in a Republican primary, pitted against the greatest collection of clowns (Republican nominees for the presidency) ever assembled in the history of the United States of America and what did he do? He quit!!! It was just too hard for the little fellow. Does anyone really think Romney would be so stupid as to select Pawlenty as his vice presidential running mate. Then again, given Romney's track record so far in this campaign, he just might be that stupid. We can only hope so.
SEE YOU IN HELL IF YOU VOTE FOR ROMNEY
The Mormon Church has bragged the Book of Mormon is "the most correct book on the face of the earth". Those words were uttered for the first time by none other than Joseph Smith himself on Sunday, October 28, 1841.
"I told the brethren that the Book of Mormon was the most correct of any book on earth, and the keystone of our religion, and a man would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book."
Let's all bow our heads in a moment of respect and sad reflection for Ohio.
The state that produced 7 presidents and other notable public servants like Sen. John Glenn... is now only able to issue forth the likes of John (Three Packs) Boehner and Tim (Talking Points) Pawlenty.
A state's proud legacy now laid to rest in a pauper's grave.
Errata: Make that "Rob (Yes Boss) Portman" in the above post.
Sorry to inadvertently saddle Ohio with the likes of Tim Pawlenty. They've already suffered enough without having to bear Minnesota's shame.
Really .......and who is this Pawlenty anyway?
Kathryn Sullivan
Other than being the best Minnesota could come up with for a "governor" after Jesse Ventura, and having his 2012 bid for president shot down in flames, he seems little more than a Republican drum-beater and hack, to wit:
"Now you have the police power of government intimidating and threatening people, being used to intimidate and threaten people, based on their free speech rights and their religious views," Pawlenty said Saturday of city officials' objections to president Dan Cathy's public disavowal of gay marriage. "I mean it's chilling. I mean it's stunning, it is jaw-dropping. And so I think strong people who see this need to stand up and say no we don't do that in the United States." -Tim Pawlenty discussing political policy vis-a-vis Chic-fil-A in a July 28 Firstread story.
In short, he's a huckster of hyperbole for the
rightwrong wing and about the kind of surrogate one would expect for the $4,000 empty suit they're desperately trying to run for president.Want to know more about Mitt Romney's Mormon religion? Read Jon Krakauer's non-fiction dissection of the Mormon religion, "Under The Banner of Heaven".
http://www.amazon.com/Under-Banner-Heaven-Story-Violent/dp/0385509510
If you're not scared $hitless by page 50, then you're not human. Krakauer also wrote other non-fiction tomes, one of which was made into a critically acclaimed movie ( Into the Wild) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758758/. And another about the climbing of Everest (Into Thin Air). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Into_Thin_Air
Republicans, please educate yourselves about this very dangerous candidate for POTUS.
There is a reason that Mitt won't talk about his religion. They are nuts. I have a cousin that married into Mormonism. Her husband's father is an Elder and important enough in the LSD (intentional mis-acronym) church that they married in the Salt Lake Temple.
Our side of the family could not even attend the wedding as we were not LSD, not even her Mother and Father. When attending the reception we were treated with contempt. That was 25 years ago. I haven't spoken to my cousin since. She is too "good" for us now.
Lesson learned.
The biggest problem that Romney has is to select a loser that doesn't upstage him but that should be easy as anyone worthy of VP has declined.
Adrift,
No reasonable politician that wants to further his or her career would hitch their star to Romney right now. The guy has "liar" and "flip-flopper" indelibly written on his back. No saavy politician will couple with him.
The stupid and uneducated bumkins are out on here tonight
I read there public finance garbage and I laugh. I wonder where they get their info from??
I think much comes from construction in their pea brains.
:) eyes roll
Roberta, and that's right out of Palin's playbook. More intelligent Republicans learned that in 08.
Robb,
Yes, you are out here!
Repeat second grade English.
"There" should have been "their" in your first sentence. And the correct spelling is "bumpkins".
Moron.
Hypocrite.
You're going to get me hung, but high fives, Check.
Hey, Check, I'm just a dumb 'poor' foreigner, but I think I should have as much to say as Romney's wealthy supporters in England. I wonder how many poor American citizens feel the same?
adrift2,
The Demon agrees...goodnight.
Excellent, just what we need. An administration with a good supply of beer. No foam though.
Who really cares what Pawlenty thinks. He is just another spineless GOP'er who would not stick up for an American soldier who was booed by the audience at one of those comedy shows they put on last year. Just because that soldier was gay. The man was also putting his life on the line to protect Pawlenty who never even served in the military. In fact not one of those spineless candidates on the stage stood up for that soldier.
Guy, the crowd was the elite. The smart ones with the money and connections to get admission. Probably not one of their sorry asses served in the military. The supposedly dumb and the poor wouldn't get a sniff at attending such a gathering. Oh man, and the Republicans talk of class warfare. Bring back the draft. No Mormon excluded.
.Bohner likes his straight up in a tanning salon.
all the paid pawlenty bitches have gone to bed licking their wounds...vote for little Mitt who spent his Vietnam war days cowering in france....he's a coward ..if he's your ilk, vote for him...
I know, because Obama and Clinton were such heroes in their military days.
Oh, wait...
And Obama spent his "service" in the Choom gang smoking weed, so what's your point? Obama is and always will be less qualified than Romney and doesn't come close to having Mr. Romney's leadership capabilities.
I wouldn't say Romney was qualified for the highest leadership position in the U.S. either. Considering he and Putin want to bring back the "Goold old days of the cold war".
I don't have another lifetime to sit under the 1980's inside the 21st century's version of Doctor Strangelove.
I don't have @!$%#ing time for a bunch of load mouthed sabre rattling political @!$%#s looking to find excuses to cause world war III.