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It is time for another exiting Progressive Power Production of "Darth Rove." AKA. Karl Rove. The GOP/RNC Master of "Madness and Misinformation." The last time we left "Darth" he was giving "Romulian Romney" an adjsutment in his attitude.
"Summer In Hell."
Scene One opens with "Hoaky Hannity" entering Karl's "Chamber of GOP/RNC Death."
"Hey what is up with Romney?" Asked Hannity walking past Romney as he headed out of the blood stained chamber. "Romulian Romney" walks past Hannity in a trance with smoking hair.
"Don't ask!" Yelled "Darth Rove" packing up his blood red suitcase.
"Where are you going Karl?" Asked Hannity looking very puzzled and scatching his lice filled hair.
"I am going to visit my good friend President Nixon, and plan our Presidential strategy for 2012." Explained Karl putting his white robe into his suitcase.
"Isn't President Nixon dead?" Questioned Hannity looking more intellectually confused than normal.
"Very good Hannity! You are some kind of genius! Exclaimed "Darth Rove" picking up his throne and throwing it down his pit.
"How come there is more fire than usual in the pit Karl?"
"I want to make a grand entrance when I go down to visit my friend Lucifer for the Summer. He is going to be holding a GOP/RNC Summer Session at his ranch. At "Lucifer's Fire Ball Ranch" it is nice and hot. It is too dam cold here in New York this time of year. Lucifer, Nixon, and I together will be enjoying the many fires of hell. That is where we plan to send 99% of America after winning the 2012 Presidential Election." Explained Rove locking up his suitcase.
"Wow! That sounds like a great time Karl!" Responded Hannity smiling and clapping his hand together.
"No! I need you to stay here. You need to keep spreading our messages of Mental madess to America." Ordered Rove tapping his cane.
Scene One ends with "Darth Rove" picking up his suitcase in one hand, and holding his cane in the other.
Scene Two opens with "Darth Rove" hovering over his pit and pointing his cane at "Hoaky Hannity."
"You are too lock my chamber door, and you are too tell no one where I went to." Ordered Karl still hovering over his pit. The huge flames begin to engulf "Darth Rove."
"Sure no problem karl." Saluted Hannity catching the chamber door key tossed by "Darth."
"I will return after Labor Day, and I will have many new poltical strategies of evil to unleash on America." Announced Karl with the flames growing higher around him.
"See you then on Labor Day Karl!" Smiled Hannity waving good bye to Darth Rove.
Scene Two ends with Huge flames coming faster out of the pit, and Darth Rove disappears down into the pit of fire. Hannity walks out of the silent chamber, and locks the huge "Steele" door behind him.
THE END
A Special Programming Note:
All Summer Episodes of "Darth Rove." AKA. Karl Rove. Will be brought to America from Lucifer's "Fire Ball" Ranch. Again America will be able to read about the exiting times of Richard Nixon. He will be giving lessons on how to destroy political parties, the burning of our Constitution, and how to break into Hotel Rooms. It is a hell of a good time!
You have to love Progressives. They bleat continually about the Medicaire prescription plan which the Republicans approved as an example of out of control Republican spending, but due to ignorance or blatant dishonesty they never mention the Democrat pushed version would have cost 3x more. At the end of the day fish swim and liars lie.