Gingrich marches on -- as fewer pay attention

Ann Heisenfelt / AP

Newt Gingrich listens at left, as his wife Callista introduces him during a campaign stop at Hood College in Frederick, Md., Monday, April 2, 2012.

MILLSBORO, Del. - A full month has passed since Newt Gingrich has won a Republican presidential primary contest. And that victory, of course, came in his former home state of Georgia.

Since then, so much has changed for Gingrich and his campaign.

Related: Gingrich still in, says Romney likely GOP nominee

On a typical day a few weeks ago, Gingrich's staff was everywhere at campaign events: his chief of staff, his campaign spokesman, his bodyman, his press director, his bus director, his advance staff.

Now? Gingrich has mostly been traveling just with his spokesman and Secret Service protection. That bodyman, who used to appear with Gingrich everywhere he went, was dispatched to run the campaign's North Carolina effort.

Callista, Gingrich’s wife, has even begun holding some events on her own, taking both her and a couple staffers out of the usual entourage.

After a third of Gingrich's staff were let go, the plug was pulled on most of their advance staff and production crews -- resulting in lower-key events.

Patriotic music no longer plays at events when the candidate and his wife take the stage. The traditional American flag backdrops have disappeared. And gone are the sound system and riser platform for media.

The traveling press bus that kicked off in Iowa on Dec. 27 ended late last month in Louisiana. Now just three network television embeds -- no print reporters at all -- are left covering Gingrich’s longshot bid fulltime. Local reporters still flock to his events, but national outlets tend to come only when Romney or Santorum are in the same area.

Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images

Newt Gingrich addresses a campaign town hall-style meeting at the Hodson Auditorium on the campus of Hood College, April 2, 2012 in Frederick, Md.

Gingrich acknowledged last week that it doesn’t bother him “much” that many embedded reporters are no longer covering his campaign. “Much as I like some of them personally, look, people are going to have to decide what they want to cover,” he said outside the state house in Annapolis, Md., on March 27. “Everywhere I go, we get a lot of coverage.”

And then there are the crowds, which have dwindled some over the past month. But people are still coming out to hear the former House speaker. Thursday night, Gingrich drew a couple hundred people to two campaign rallies at firehouses in Delaware.

Even the number of events are now smaller. During the month of January, it was typical for four to six events to be on Gingrich’s schedule on any given day. Recently, the candidate may only hold one. And the election night parties that started in Iowa have slowly been phased out by the campaign.

But these changes do not (at least on the surface) seem to faze Gingrich.

“I am happy with how it [the campaign] is being run right now,” Gingrich said Thursday night.

He still has a smile on his face each day, makes frequent stops at zoos (at least four since the start of the year), historical landmarks, and numerous state capitols [at least eight since the start of the year].

Mitt Romney has half the delegates he'll need to secure the GOP nomination but Newt Gingrich refuses to leave the race. The Washington Post's Karen Tumulty discusses.

Gingrich genuinely seems to be enjoying his run for the country’s highest office.

Stopping at Orville Wright’s home in Dayton, Ohio, Gingrich commented to his wife, “That was fun.” After a recent stop at the Salisbury, Md., zoo, he told a crowd at the local university, “It was cool.” And he admitted he had always wanted to be “a zoo director.”

To be sure, this situation for Gingrich is very similar to how it was back in the late summer, after most of his staff quit the campaign.

Little staff, few reporters, some smaller crowds, limited resources at events -- but a cheerful man running for president.

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Gingrich's staff was everywhere at campaign events: his chief of staff, his campaign spokesman, his bodyman, his press director, his bus director, his advance staff

Hey!

You forgot the poor shmuck who has to dress up in the elephant costume! He deserves some recognition too ya know... lol

Stick a fork in Newt & he'll lose 50 lbs instantly!

There's enough hot air in there to take a 2 hour balloon ride!

  • 52 votes
#1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:16 AM EDT

Yeah, the 50 pounds will be about a quarter of his ego.

  • 28 votes
#1.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:29 AM EDT

...and the Newt still has Secret Service Protection.....why?

  • 44 votes
#1.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:39 AM EDT

...and the Newt still has Secret Service Protection.....why?

The Secret Service should be protecting us from Newt.

  • 60 votes
#1.3 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:45 AM EDT

Maybe that's their Secret mission, Ruken.

  • 26 votes
#1.4 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:48 AM EDT

No mention of that pesky bankruptcy yesterday--you know, the one where Newt's company will stick its creditors with unpaid bills.

  • 49 votes
#1.5 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:54 AM EDT

Maybe that's their Secret mission, Ruken.

They're undoubtedly making a moonbase for him.

Nothing says 'safe' like a few hundred thousand miles.

  • 29 votes
#1.6 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:56 AM EDT

Chris Godburn/Last World blog:

A year ago Newt Gingrich's entire campaign staff quit only for him to resurrect himself as the frontrunner a few months later. Then, after a barrage of negative advertisements, Newt fell yet again only to have a second (or third, or fourth) coming and win both South Carolina and his home state of Georgia. He is a man who was living in the political wilderness for over a decade and returned only to find that those on the left and on the right still loathe him after all these years.

**************

Newt will be back. Newt always comes back. My question is, will Mr. Bachmann at some future date be back? I hope so. He was something else.

  • 15 votes
#1.7 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:57 AM EDT

Newt will be back. Newt always comes back. My question is, will Mr. Bachmann at some future date be back? I hope so. He was something else.

Ms. Bachmann will be in the unemployment line come January if I and the other voters in the 6th have anything to say about it.

  • 50 votes
#1.8 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:01 AM EDT

Good luck Ruken. She is one of the most ignorant House members I have ever had the displeasure of listening to.

  • 39 votes
#1.9 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:05 AM EDT

Persoally I think Newt ought to attribute it all to the Palin Kiss Of Death.

  • 27 votes
#1.10 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:07 AM EDT

Newton is basically "on vacation" traveling around the country on other peoples money. He is deeply in debt with no plans to fix his self imposed economic failure. The continued use of Secret Service Protection is in his case is a unnecessary cost for the American People.

  • 36 votes
#1.11 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:17 AM EDT

I don't know about the rest of you, but I am thoroughly enjoying Gingrich's slow ballet of death. It is sublime entertainment to get a front row seat as this pompous, corrupt, morally-bankrupt counterfeit human being twists in the wind.

:o)

Gingrich is a perfect metaphor for the modern-day Republican party. Ever thought you'd see the day when Gingrich wasn't far right enough to secure his party's nomination? Gingrich not FAR RIGHT ENOUGH?

This perverse theater of the absurd where these boobs try to "out extreme" one another has been a blast, and it will be a shame to see my source of daily amusement all end in November when the voters reject the Republican brand as they did in 2006 and 2008. No more Etch-a-Sketch moments,...;o(

America is looking at what they'd wrought in 2010, and waking to the realization that it was not good. They are looking now at what staying at home has bought them while the ideologues they elected through negligence busy themselves about cannibalizing the Middle Class to advance the lot of the wealthy, advantaged American aristocracy.

They can't stop the damage done, but they can mitigate any further blood loss in Nov. 2012. The healing begins then.

OBAMA/BIDEN 2012

  • 50 votes
#1.12 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:34 AM EDT

That first photo of him almost makes me feel sorry for him--almost. All alone, head down, dejected as he realizes the country just didn't want his "brilliant" mind and even if, as he claimed, he was the only one who could really debate President Obama.

  • 25 votes
#1.13 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:39 AM EDT

GOPisextinct, I couldn't agree more!

The party formerly known as Republicans has been usurped by the radicals, extremists who only want what 'they want'....no compromise, no vision for the country as a whole.

Sad!

Let's get to work.......Obama/Biden 2012

Jody......Newt does look sad in the picture....dejected (oh well)!

  • 40 votes
#1.14 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:43 AM EDT

The best part of this is that karma set the perfect trap for Newton, one he couldn't resist. He jousted this windmill for no other reason but to enhance the Gingrich brand -- book tours, lectures, TV and radio appearances, etc. When he saw a modicum of success he smelled blood in the water. He was drawn irresistibly to the illusion of electability like the shark he is.

After that the sad, sorry end was inevitable.

  • 25 votes
#1.15 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:48 AM EDT
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Ah, thge head clown speaks to entertain us with her morning dose of Obamaisms.

And when do the balance of the clown tribe join in?

  • 3 votes
#1.16 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:49 AM EDT

GOPis, well said. Buyer's remorse comes to mind especially with the gigantic GOP over-reach at both the State and Federal levels.

  • 23 votes
#1.17 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:51 AM EDT

Well, by staying in the race (all the way to Tampa !!!!) Newt Gingrich is at least giving a few reporters who might not otherwise have jobs something to do for the next few months.

  • 9 votes
#1.18 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:01 PM EDT

Buyer's remorse comes to mind especially with the gigantic GOP over-reach at both the State and Federal levels.

Indeed Jody, John and Chilled. Greetings to you my friends. I have the day off due to the grace of the UAW, and I dropped by to say hello to the greatest group of Progressive Titans and Truth Tellers I know. Shout out to Feisty and Clara as well!!!

Yes. It is almost sad to see Gingrich wallow in his self-made purgatory. He's had this coming for a long time though. Takes a while for some people to get the message. His own party rejected him in 1994, and again in 2012. Maybe this time it'll stick.

On my front we have the Republican Party hosting ideologue Scott Walker, Koch poodle extraordinaire, on April 17th in Troy, Michigan. I am organizing a protest to give him an appropriate welcome befitting a man of his station. Unfortunately we must leave the torches, clubs, pitchforks and buckets of tar and feathers at home,......this time. Can't have this looking like a damn Frankenstein movie now can we? Where's a windmill when you need one?

  • 23 votes
#1.19 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:01 PM EDT

John B, perfect analysis of him.

  • 13 votes
#1.20 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:05 PM EDT

Gingrich is bringing up the rear of the a$$ clowns... Oh what a parade...

  • 16 votes
#1.21 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:15 PM EDT

Add another head on a spike to add the GOP 2012 collection.

  • 10 votes
#1.22 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:23 PM EDT

The photo of him standing in the wings says it all.

John & GOPisextinct--how true.

Good riddance to him! He deserves what he gets.

  • 12 votes
#1.23 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:54 PM EDT

At this point, I believe he is sometimes polling lower than Ron Paul. And hasn't Dr. Paul actually beat him in some primaries and caucuses? (Too lazy to research ... sticking in my head that this has been the case.) Looks good on him. Typical lying, Republican gasbag.

  • 7 votes
#1.24 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:18 PM EDT

"After a recent stop at the Salisbury, Md., zoo, he told a crowd at the local university, “It was cool.” And he admitted he had always wanted to be “a zoo director"."

Newt, you should run for RNC chair.

You have all the qualifications:

1) Bat-stuff crazy

2) Goofy name

3) Want to run a zoo

  • 16 votes
#1.25 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:42 PM EDT

Oooops. I just checked the GOP by-laws, and it seems I forgot the top two qualifications to be GOP chair: pasty complexion & pompous prick. But not to worry, Newt. You've got those two covered by multitudes!

  • 9 votes
#1.26 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:53 PM EDT

what makes me sick is that we, the taxpayers, are paying for his secret service detail. this maroon has no chance of winning so in the name of fiscal responsibility (which he professes) please go home fig newton.

  • 6 votes
#1.27 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 3:45 PM EDT

Wanted to be a zoo director? Wasn't he the republican speaker of the house? Doesn't that make him a zoo director, he had to deal on a daily basis with all of the republican animals. And surely he's largest elephant I've ever seen! And really the only job he is qualified for is shoveling sh*t.

  • 4 votes
#1.28 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:55 PM EDT

He is actually selling book and tapes again.

  • 3 votes
#1.29 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 1:03 AM EDT

@RushIsnotasmuchofapigasyou.. Don't forget to leave some stomach bile in there to spew at all of the other people you stereotype and hate such as:the rest of the Christians, any other various and sundry religions

  • Republicans/conservatives
    caucasians from the South
    successful business people
    law enforcement officers
    people who disapprove of abortion
    guys who like hand fishin'
    Lynyrd Skynyrd and Outlaws fans
    Country music enthusiasts
    big rig & pick-up truck drivers
    Americans 50 years of age and older
    any person who still has respect for traditions,
    Patriotic Americans
    Anyone who has the audacity to question your own BIGOTRY... etc etc

    At some point, the Newsvine community would ask you to kindly put down your torch long enough to explain how the internet could be full of people who claim to be liberal/progressive, who say they stand for TOLERANCE and are supposedly against STEREOTYPING, yet have no qualm about applying TOLERANCE selectively... who actually revel in an internet witch hunt, STEREOTYPING and MOCKING/REVILING/BASHING other human beings from any combination/all/ and then some-- of the aforementioned demographics... ?

    Do you really believe everyone who falls under one or more of those classifications fits the STEREOTYPE you hold of them in your..... "thinking" ?

    Somehow, in your machinations, you have justified a scenario where "THEY" deserve less TOLERANCE than what you demand for YOUR "US" --any combination of the historically demonized/subjugated/discriminated against demographics which you are see yourself as a champion of, but really are just an embarass-ment to.
    Please do explain to us how you are able to convince yourself that you actually stand for TOLERANCE while at the same time, as evidenced by your remarks here, participate in CYBER-STONING CIRCLES?

    It should be a simple task for you, as you believe that you "occupy" the moral and intellectual high ground. .....
    You're here to tell people "Repugs" and/or people of faith that everything they base their life upon is a fairy tale. That everyone is as evil as you wish they were. No one person who has soiled himself like you have here, in any of these "forums...." has been able to provide a satisfactory answer to any of these questions.

    It will be amusing to witness yet another representative of the enlightened, elite class of real "thinkers", who believe they have more innate wisdom and intelligence than all of the previous knuckle-dragging generations which preceded them on the face of this planet, attempt to squirm around an answer to any of these queries without resulting to childish name calling/insults/attacks.

    If you can accomplish that much at least, you will be the first one from the group you hold sacred to actually do so....
    All of this DEMONIZING of Christians/Conservatives is nauseatingly reminiscent of the way the Jews were labelled and marketed as abhorrent to the German people.... What we see out there, the vile assaults, the plethora of mass death wishes for Christians and other people of faith is really a cyber-Krystalnacht...

    Good Day

  • 3 votes
#1.30 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 4:03 AM EDT

Wow. Quite the diatribe. I think my favorite part is about "demonizing Christian Conservatives".

Here is what it comes down to: when a large group of entitled people write laws to keep down the middle class and working poor, people simply aren't going to like you. If you resent that, and you are part of that group, perhaps you ought to quit writing the laws.

But have the honesty to own the result of your own behavior.

  • 11 votes
#1.31 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 8:32 AM EDT

alphabet soup,

I like a good fairy tale as much as the next person. What I don't like is the inevitable proselytizing that accompanies the fairy tale.

And to add to newday's point, that large group of entitled people rely on the ignorance of the proselytizers to hoodwink them into voting their lackeys into office and enact their agenda.

Demonize? Not much.

Death wishes? Really? That never occurred to me to wish harm on someone because of their beliefs...even of the fairy tale variety.

Equivalent to the Nazi's? Are you serious? Re-read your history books. If you come to the same conclusion, I would suggest a psych eval.

Oops, I guess that could be construed as childish/name calling/insults. Sorry, it just comes so naturally to those of us who"occupy" the moral and intellectual high ground. At least we don't have sore knuckles.

  • 9 votes
#1.32 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 9:50 AM EDT

**stands and applauds** well done, Jon R!

  • 5 votes
#1.33 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 9:58 AM EDT

Newt who ??

  • 2 votes
#1.34 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 11:15 AM EDT

I thought Newt was on the Moon looking at pornography ?

  • 3 votes
#1.35 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 1:07 PM EDT

nhvthnrn4.... Feeling a little touchy today are we? I don't know too many people who demonize Christians - certainly fewer than demonize President Obama. As an Independent - definitely leaning liberal - I grew up a Protestant and still believe in a higher being. I just believe in a loving, giving caring higher being. Not the one the "christians" like Santorum preach about who hate and demonize anyone not just like them. Maybe you should get out in the world - it's not half bad out here - if you stop hating everyone who isn't just like you!

Oh - I forgot - I don't wish death to anyone. I do wish some people would just go away but I never wish anyone dead. Again, that's your conservative group that wishes that.

  • 5 votes
#1.36 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 3:06 PM EDT

I'm a Christian

I'm a Democrat

I'm a Liberal

Of all the ways in which Conservatives try to control language and control the way we think about things, their supposed complete and total control of the religious sphere offends me more than any other.

  • 6 votes
#1.37 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 7:22 PM EDT

"Gingrich marches on -- as fewer pay attention."

Wait. We were supposed to be paying attention?

Guess I didn't get the memo.

  • 2 votes
#1.38 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 8:40 PM EDT

Newts booksale marchs on!

  • 1 vote
#1.39 - Sun Apr 8, 2012 1:20 AM EDT

and Sheldon Adelson is a little bit poorer...

  • 1 vote
#1.40 - Sun Apr 8, 2012 8:10 AM EDT

Since few were paying attention to Newt in the first place, what is fewer than few? I mean besides none. Invoking the ghost of dead Reagan did him no good and so far it hasn't helped Santorium either.

  • 1 vote
#1.41 - Sun Apr 8, 2012 2:21 PM EDT

Dudogger, thanks for pointing out a little side benefit of this clown show!

All this manipulation of our political process stops if and when rich people discover even they aren't rich enough to buy our political process.

  • 2 votes
#1.42 - Sun Apr 8, 2012 7:15 PM EDT

The taxpayers are paying for his secret service detail so he can say "that was fun" hmmmmm ................

    #1.43 - Mon Apr 9, 2012 12:56 AM EDT

    Hmmm... Can you imagine what it must be like to be a member of Secret Service, only to learn that you will be working protection for Newton? I wonder how many SS agents retired early, or called in sick.

    Newton Gingrich must be mentally ill - as in bat &%$# crazy, to actually think or believe that he has a chance of winning the Republican Party nomination, let alone win POTUS. He must have a terrible temper too, because his family, friends, and colleagues are afraid to tell him the truth.

    Newton will never become POTUS, because he does not pass the morals, ethics or likeability tests. Newton and the rest of the Republican POTUS wannabes lack any charisma. Furthermore, they do not have any meaningful ideas about how to originate new jobs, manage a budget, work with congress, or do something to help people who are less fortunate.

    Conservative Christians hijacked the Republican Party a few election cycles ago. Thanks to their mean-spirited Christian conservative influences, the Republican Party is about as appealing as a bag of steer manure.

    • 1 vote
    #1.44 - Mon Apr 9, 2012 4:33 PM EDT

    ...remaining "open" minded i'm thinking wifey off to make some other "appearances" while some staff still around.

      #1.45 - Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:56 PM EDT

      Er...uh...the wise of us never gave him a second look.

      • 1 vote
      #1.46 - Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:24 PM EDT
      Reply

      Newt Gingrich, reduced to begging for handouts. And here I thought Republicans disapproved of that.

      • 31 votes
      Reply#2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:30 AM EDT

      For over 2 weeks now, we've seen all the Self-educated lawyers, come to this board & argue For & Against the HCA! Now that the much anticipated Jobs Report has comeout, all the Self-educated Economist, have cameout to argue For & Against reasons for economic Gains.

      If you are dumb enough to Believe that the Economy is Not Picking up steam, then Why are the RightWingBibleThumpers, changing thier rhetoric to Social Issues? This 25-30% of the electorate(who sided with Bush, till his A$$ went outta site, back in janurary-2009, even tho for 8 years they got NUTTIN outta the Bush WH in terms of Social Issues) has once again Planted the Flag of Vagina Domination, smack in the Heart of the Political discussion.

      What has this brought them? Nada, Nothing, but a Historic Disadvantage among Women & Only a 1% advantage among Men!

      Keep up the Good Work, Mr. President, America will eventually get back our Pride, With or Without, this Bunch of Haters(or as they like to call themselves"Real Americans")!

      Happy Easter Everyone from:

      Occupy SoggyBottom!

      • 25 votes
      #2.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:47 AM EDT

      Rick, that's so true. Cheers! Happy Easter to you, too!

      • 9 votes
      #2.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:14 PM EDT

      I wannna be Newt's Body MAn

      Just gottta be his body body man

      not every body has a body like Newt

      That's why I gopttta be Newt's Body body body man. Yes I do. Whip it out!

        #2.3 - Sun Apr 8, 2012 5:51 AM EDT

        Republicans don't disapprove of handouts. They disapprove of handouts for anyone other than themselves. Tax cuts for the wealthy (mostly GOP), Bachman and her farm subsidizies, Bachmann's husband curing "gay" on the government dime, spending money for unwanted military jet engines in Boehner's district, federal tax money earmarked for bike racks and decorative street lamps in Ron Paul's district, Gingrich promising a moonbase for votes in Florida's Cape Kennedy area, etc it's a long list and the reason why the budget will never be balanced or thedeficit cut. That requires BOTH parties to make cuts.

        • 1 vote
        #2.4 - Sun Apr 8, 2012 2:34 PM EDT
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        Comment author avatarKirk-2957282Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

        Fiesty, do you ever tire of your lame attempts at laughter at other people's expense?

        • 3 votes
        Reply#3 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:32 AM EDT

        kirk --- take a bath and get a job. sound familiar?

        • 16 votes
        #3.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:00 AM EDT

        Keep up the good work of keeping the field conservative and Obama Radical left.

        I would love to see Newt as Romney's press secretary

        that would be awesome to see how many lib hack journalists he puts in their place every day.

        • 1 vote
        #3.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:07 AM EDT

        elliot --- romney would have to win first. we can all dream, can't we? maybe his nasty disposition put him in the place he is currently in.

        • 7 votes
        #3.3 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:24 AM EDT

        Fiesty, do you ever tire of your lame attempts at laughter at other people's expense?

        God I hope not Kirk. This is such a target rich environment!!

        • 5 votes
        #3.4 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:04 PM EDT

        Hmmm...is this the same Kirk thinks the Cayman Islands are off the coast of Great Britain (and you've been there, too!!!) and states as fact that Mittsy has paid full taxes on his Cayman accounts even though you admit that you have never seen any of his tax returns??

        Don't blame anyone but yourself when someone laughs at the dumb things you write.

        • 7 votes
        #3.5 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 2:27 PM EDT

        Never said caymans were off the coast of great britain you idiot. I said the caymans are used just like the isle of jersey for their banking laws. If you really think that Romney didn't pay tax, you also must think that neither did sores or buffet because they both have accounts in the caymans also. You just make yourself sound like an idiot for not understanding normal international banking.

          #3.6 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 10:22 PM EDT

          I can't wait to see how the Romney organization presents off-shore bank accounts as "patriotic"

            #3.7 - Mon Apr 9, 2012 5:25 PM EDT
            Reply

            Who?

            • 14 votes
            Reply#4 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:37 AM EDT

            Have to believe as long as people keep sending him money he will keep on keeping on. As a middle of the road independent I can't believe he even got 15 minutes. 20 years ago he couldn't have gotten elected dog catcher where I'm from.

            • 14 votes
            Reply#5 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:39 AM EDT

            20 years ago he was Speaker of the House of Representatives and the third most powerful man in the world ^.^

            • 4 votes
            #5.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:08 PM EDT

            He also hadn't been married three times while cheating on two wives. Bazinga!

            • 4 votes
            #5.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 2:56 PM EDT

            Can you actually cheat on a wife that you were cheating with on a previous wife?

            • 1 vote
            #5.3 - Sun Apr 8, 2012 2:37 PM EDT
            Reply

            Newt may be joyful, but it's the joy that comes from the narcissist basking in others' attention and on other people's money.

            And we all know he's going to write a few more books. I'd be joyful too if my future was so assured.

            • 12 votes
            Reply#6 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:45 AM EDT

            I bet he makes a joyful crapulent noise too... all that hot air...

            • 3 votes
            #6.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:04 PM EDT
            Reply

            The activist supreme court superpacs are wonderful. As long as there is a single entity with money. Any foreigner or foreign govt willing to put a few million into a campaign, it will go on. I tell you the presidency of our country is now the presidency of the world. Everybody wants in.

            • 9 votes
            Reply#7 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:47 AM EDT

            Poor Newt. He appears to be a tired old man wanting to catch that magic time in his past where the world was his oyster. Sorry, Mr. Gingrich, it doesn't quite work that way. Please try and settle on the fact you can only be the "elder statesman" in your party. Your time is done.

            • 15 votes
            Reply#8 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:52 AM EDT

            He can't even be an elder statesman phine. He had his chance a few years ago and for awhile it looked like he might take the high road,but that greedy old soul inside just could not let it be and out he came making a bid for the spotlight.

            No,phine,now he has to apply for the role of pitbull in order to get back in the spotlight again.

            • 15 votes
            #8.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:56 AM EDT

            You almost have to feel sorry for the guy...

            • 3 votes
            #8.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:39 AM EDT

            Newt is a wanna-be, has been, never was. He FAILED as a history professor at a third rate university. He FAILED as Speaker -- kicked out by his own people. He's FAILED as a husband. He FAILED as a presidential candidate.

            • 6 votes
            #8.3 - Sat Apr 7, 2012 8:26 AM EDT
            Reply

            yawn

            • 7 votes
            Reply#9 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:54 AM EDT

            Cheerfully oblivious.

            • 7 votes
            Reply#10 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:55 AM EDT

            newt, you just need to take a bath and get a job.

            • 14 votes
            Reply#11 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:55 AM EDT

            Thanks Mr. P....that was a mental image I could have lived without....(chuckle)

            • 4 votes
            #11.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:35 AM EDT
            Reply

            He is a career politician. What else is he going to do? I am happy he has a following who keeps sending him money. He has now become harmless. I would feel sorry for him if he was not such a jerk.

            • 8 votes
            Reply#12 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 10:56 AM EDT

            Gingrich acknowledged last week that it doesn’t bother him “much” that many embedded reporters are no longer covering his campaign. “Much as I like some of them personally, look, people are going to have to decide what they want to cover,” he said outside the state house in Annapolis, Md., on March 27.

            Please remember that statement should Newton ever complain that the "elite media" isn't paying attention to his campaign.

            • 9 votes
            Reply#13 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:01 AM EDT

            Yeah Noid. For people who profess to hate the MSM they sure seem to exploit them a lot.

            • 8 votes
            #13.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:37 AM EDT
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            newt, that picture of you in the background looks gross. you shouldn't do that in public.

            • 8 votes
            Reply#14 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:05 AM EDT

            If Newt does not get the Re-pub nomination, his supporters should write his name on their ballots.

            It is easy to remember how to spell his name, break it up into two parts: Ging and RICH

            • 9 votes
            Reply#15 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:10 AM EDT

            Newt being in the race in the first place was a demonstration that the Republican Party and the candidates running for President can't be the best the party has to offer. Makes me think that the Republicans with style, savvy, and pragmatic/practical views (which means they are willing to compromise rather than use starve the beast strategies) are simply waiting for the extremist in their party to self-destruct so they can reclaim the party of fiscal conservatism without fear the extremist will paint them as traitors or RHINO's.

            • 8 votes
            Reply#16 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:12 AM EDT

            stay in there gingy baby ; you will win , everybody say HEAVE - HOOOOO

            • 5 votes
            Reply#17 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:21 AM EDT

            And he admitted he had always wanted to be “a zoo director.”

            So that's why he went for that speaker gig.

            • 6 votes
            Reply#18 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:25 AM EDT

            If he runs a zoo like he ran the House, we can only have pity for the animals.

            • 4 votes
            #18.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 2:43 PM EDT
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            Poor OLD Newtie! Look at him standing there with his hands in his empty pockets. PATHETIC! Thats all he's ever been, PATHETIC! I do like the way he travels around, visiting Zoo's and Historical sites, all on other people's money. I wonder if Callista agreed with him? "That was fun"? Its always more fun on someone else's dime, Newtie! Next time you stand so close to the curtain, fade back into it, and out of our minds. Get over it, Newtie, you ARE done!

            • 6 votes
            Reply#19 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:26 AM EDT

            Is he still in the race. I thought he dropped out and endorsed himself weeks ago.

            This guys hauling around more baggage that the Titanic when it went to the bottom.

            I am a conservative and I could not have pulled the lever for this POS. Any man that would screw his own wife over the way he did would not even think twice about screwing over the American public.

            • 10 votes
            Reply#20 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:33 AM EDT
            Comment author avatarPete-3935010Expand Comment Comment collapsed by the community

            Hw in the world did Gingrich ever get the support necessary to enter a republikan primary? It's not like he EVER had a chance. Buddy Roemer is the only candidate that can beat Obama and that's because he's a NORMAL person and Americans actually like him. He's not lunatic fringe. But, he's been forced to run as an independent.

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              Reply#21 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:36 AM EDT

              HEAVE HOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              You get his legs!!

              • 2 votes
              #21.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:10 PM EDT

              All work and no play has made Pete a dull boy.

              All work and no play has made Pete a dull boy.

              All work and no play has made Pete a dull boy.

              You are scaring me Pete.

              • 2 votes
              #21.3 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:55 PM EDT

              @Pete -

              You are so right. Buddy Roemer made more sense than ANY of the current fauxRepubs running. As an Independent, I would have voted for Buddy! He has some great ideas!

              www.buddyroemer.com

              • 1 vote
              #21.4 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:06 PM EDT
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              Newt who?

              • 6 votes
              Reply#22 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:40 AM EDT

              Poor newt, after his bankruptcy yesterday, Willard will take over, seize his pension, sell what is left and dump Newt penniless on the street with nothing but a cancelled Tifany's credit card.

              • 9 votes
              Reply#23 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 11:46 AM EDT

              That okay. Calista can always make a buck or two on a street corner.

              • 9 votes
              #23.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:00 PM EDT

              Those quarters do mount up

              • 8 votes
              #23.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:12 PM EDT

              A buck or two is all she'd get. Anything more would be a waste of money.

              • 8 votes
              #23.3 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:13 PM EDT

              That okay. Calista can always make a buck or two on a street corner.

              Exhibiting all the skills that made her Mrs. Gingrich in the first place. I wonder when the adultress will cry foul when she finds out that another adultress is stealing Newtie from HER?!

              • 8 votes
              #23.4 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:21 PM EDT

              When you are young you have to avoid temptation at Newt's age temptation starts to avoid you.

              • 6 votes
              #23.5 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:01 PM EDT

              Oh come on. I'm sure there are some freeks out there with a chicken fetish that would love to tap that.

              • 2 votes
              #23.6 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 3:11 PM EDT

              I can't help thinking that Romney has promised Newt something if he stays in the race. Santorum possibly would've won the Ohio and Michigan primaries and possibly others, if Newt hadn't siphoned off enough ultra conservative votes.

              • 3 votes
              #23.7 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 4:50 PM EDT
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              Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.

              One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

              “Oh, my,” said the bunny, “...I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt you. I’ve been blind since birth, so, I can’t see where I’m going. In fact, since I’m also an orphan, I don’t even know what I am.”

              “It’s quite OK,” replied the snake. “Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.

              Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you’ll have that going for you..”

              “Oh, that would be wonderful” replied the bunny.

              So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, “Well, you’re covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I’d say that you must be a bunny rabbit.”

              “Oh, thank you! Thank you,” cried the bunny, in obvious excitement.

              The bunny suggested to the snake, “Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you’ve helped me.”

              So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, “Well, you’re smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I’d say you must be President Obama.

                Reply#24 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:05 PM EDT

                You wrote all that just to come up with that tired assed punch line? Do yourself a favor and save that BS for some of your like minded friends.

                • 10 votes
                #24.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:14 PM EDT

                oldladyisback, his friends don't want him either. Actually winemaker edited out Mitt Romney in order to post his dislike of President Obama.

                Obaaahhhhhhma! 2012

                • 7 votes
                #24.2 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:25 PM EDT

                That joke is probably popular at his local kkk ... er .. TeaBag meetings... where feeble-minded like him congegate and get a few yucks at O's expense. Too bad it doesn't play well anywhere else...

                • 4 votes
                #24.3 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:09 PM EDT

                RushISaPIG

                That joke is probably popular at his local kkk ... er .. TeaBag meetings... where feeble-minded like him congegate and get a few yucks at O's expense. Too bad it doesn't play well anywhere else...

                Oh Rush hater, you are poor at humor. KKK meetings? Naw, no Kluxers here. Anti-Obama, yes. And I don't need to get a few yucks at O's expense, I let THE BERRY or the Head CLOWN of the Vine Clown College provide that humor daily.

                @Jody,

                Another member of the Vine Clown possee drops a bomb with a Mittens comment. Waste of time dear.

                @old lady,

                No, I enjoy adding humor into the lives of your libs. Time to get that stake of our liberal behinds.

                Now worse than what the libs do defining the GOP on this site.

                  #24.4 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 1:34 PM EDT
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                  The entire election is just a waste of money.

                  • 2 votes
                  Reply#25 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 12:05 PM EDT

                  But the election is the true stimulus package.

                    #25.1 - Fri Apr 6, 2012 2:15 PM EDT
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