Gingrich's return to NE Iowa a study in contrasts

 

DECORAH, Iowa -- It was almost exactly five months ago when Newt Gingrich was first campaigning in this far Northeastern town in Iowa, but a lot has changed since his last visit.

Gingrich last visited this section of the Hawkeye State in late July, mere weeks after almost all of the former speaker's senior staff quit. During that visit, Gingrich found himself near Luther College for his wife Callista's band reunion concert.

Gingrich was trailing heavily in the polls and almost $1 million in debt at that point, and ventured into Decorah with a bare-bones staff, introducing himself to diners with a quip: “I will be the only Newt Gingrich on the ballot."

Fast-forward five months to Dec. 27. Gingrich and his wife returned Tuesday to the town where Callista graduated college from to hold an event in the pizza shop beneath the apartment she lived in her senior year at Luther.

A crowd of almost 200 people packed the Mabe's Pizza basement to capacity. Press barely fit; print reporters sat on the floor practically beneath the podium at which Gingrich spoke, while TV cameras and still photographers shoved their way into somewhat acceptable positions to shoot the event.

A malt box, speakers, an advance team, security men with ear pieces and press secretaries were all seen crammed in the crowded room. The campaign manager rarely travels with the candidate anymore and the Gingriches, with their higher profile, cannot chat with the press as much.  The crowd lined up for pictures and autographs with the Gingrich’s as soon as the event concluded.

(Contrast that with the late July visit, when just two reporters -- from NBC News and the Los Angeles Times -- tagged along with Gingrich and his wife as they rode in the town's annual Nordic Feset Grand Parade. The former speaker held an impromptu and brief press conference afterward, with no mult box, lights, or campaign press secretary present.)

The former House Speaker is now polling very high in the first-in-the-nation caucus state -- a front-runner by some accounts. He may even win on Jan. 3. The campaign’s fundraising has improved drastically since the summer, although the campaign spokesperson said they would still post some debt at the end of this quarter.

After such a well-attended and somewhat organized event at Mabe’s, it’s hard to think just 21 short weeks ago, Gingrich was riding on the Winneshiek Country GOP float in a parade here, surrounded by floats with Vikings and Wizard of Oz dancers, in which few seemed to take notice a presidential candidate for president was even in the small Iowan town.

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I thought Gingrich would be on way to the Chocolate factory. He can argue there if he like R Kelly provbably won't mind. It'll go well with tiffanny treats

R.Kelly Chocolate Factory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeJMzLEjSUw,


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Reply#1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:56 AM EST

Bev, too funny!

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#1.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:02 AM EST

Amy B. Portland, ME

Bev, too funny!

Thanks

It sure is. I don't why it didn't open. Get a load of the cover. It looks just like Newt would having fun at the Chocolate Factory Newt can get as much Chocalate as wants on his face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeJMzLEjSUw

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#1.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:07 AM EST

I'd be more interested in the Wizard of Oz characters too. Politicans are the least interesting people on the planet.

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#1.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:17 AM EST

Amy B. Portland, ME

I'd be more interested in the Wizard of Oz characters too.

Or Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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#1.4 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:24 AM EST

Newt does remind one of a Oompa Loompa.

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#1.5 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:30 AM EST

Bev, as Amy said, that's funny!

From what I heard this morning, Newt's revisit has another common factor--his campaign debt keeps growing.

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#1.6 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:54 AM EST

That's not chocolate all over Newt's Face!!

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#1.7 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:55 AM EST

I wonder if Salamander Man will go back to that place in Iowa where that guy told him to get out of the race before he embarrasses himself?

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#1.8 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:00 PM EST
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Too bad Newt wasn't serious from the get go. Didn't he and his wife take a cruise not too long ago instead of - you know - making sure he was on the ballot in his own freakin' home state?

He's not going to win Iowa. He's not going to win anything.

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Reply#2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:02 AM EST

Bevery, very funny and actually quite accurate at the same time. haha.

His candidacy is a sham, but he knows how to draw attention to himself. He's made a career out of it. But then, so hasn't Willard.

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#2.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:20 AM EST

Pat Boston MA.

Too bad Newt wasn't serious from the get go. Didn't he and his wife take a cruise not too long ago instead of - you know - making sure he was on the ballot in his own freakin' home state?

He's banking on his bomb throwing abilities to make up grounds for the lost time.

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#2.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:52 AM EST

PEN, that's exactly his strategy. All eyes are on him. Clock is winding down. This is the "Hail Mary" part of the election for Newtie in Iowa.

He has to just go for it. And if he scores? Boy oh boy won't that be something?!

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#2.4 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:05 PM EST

I love the way the article claims he is polling "High" haven't they got the word that he is in THIRD Place and falling?

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#2.5 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:12 PM EST
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What is up with his wife's... bullet proof hair? ... is that one of Newt's budget cuts !

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Reply#3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:03 AM EST

What is up with his wife's bullet proof hair?

You mean 'helmut head' Calista?

Talk about a genuine stepford wife...

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#3.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:06 AM EST

lol..When i first saw her i thought of that movie ..and thought any day the strand of pearls should appear. And 3 days later they were ..channeling her "inner Jackie O"

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#3.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:22 AM EST

Jackie must be rolling over in her grave at Callista's attempts!

BTW, I do believe the current Mrs. Newtster's hair color is L'Oreal ultimate light blonde!

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#3.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:33 AM EST

I thought she got her hairdo from the Jetsons.

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#3.4 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:35 AM EST

Rell Ro, Rorrest!!! (My best Astro imitation)

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#3.5 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:40 AM EST

And here i was thinking it was L'Oreal " Mistress Beige " ....silly me ...

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#3.6 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:45 AM EST

Say it isn't so,

Well, maybe the mistress part............

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#3.7 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:47 AM EST

"Washington's most immovably-coiffed mistress-turned-wife.'

"Yes, Callista is his third wife. Yes, she's 23 years younger than he, and yes, they began their relationship while he was still married."

"The impeccable, proto-Republican appearance Callista displays for campaign appearances (stiff, white-blond hair, simple skirt suits in bold colors) is not new, nor is it an act, several sources told Reuters's Kristina Cooke and Marcus Stern."

"She was always classy, always looked wonderful. She would even hold a beer bottle elegantly," a college professor remembered. Colleagues from Gingrich Productions confessed that Callista doesn't participate in the office's casual Friday."

Quotes from some ultra-liberal Newt-bashing blog? Nope - these are from Gingrich's OWN OFFICIAL WEBSITE!!! :

http://www.newt.org/callistas-canvas/no-casual-fridays-for-callista-gingrich

By the way, as you can see, Mrs. Gingrich's section of the website is called "Callista's Canvas".

Maybe that explains the hair? :)

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#3.8 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:06 PM EST

Is her brother "Dark Helmet" from Spaceballs?

The schwartz on that guy!

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#3.9 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:07 PM EST

Callista manages to make Cindy McCain look genuine--a real feat!

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#3.10 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:17 PM EST

And she has also been referred to as " Miss Tight Ass" by x office staff !

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#3.11 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:53 PM EST
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Calista and her "Jane Jetson" hairdo!

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Reply#4 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:05 AM EST

Ha your exactly right, I should have read your post before I posted I could not remember Jane Jetson, I was thinking Judy Jetson.

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#4.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:38 AM EST
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I will be the only Newt Gingrich on the ballot."

Well, except in Virginia, that is......

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Reply#5 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:17 AM EST

good point, JoAnne! Well, we all know the residents of Virginia are less influencial than the clientel of Mabe's pizza palace!

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#5.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:20 AM EST

Amy -

According to their website, one of the specialties at Mabe's is their "Half-baked pizza".

I tell you, sometimes the punchlines just write themselves...... :)

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#5.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:44 AM EST

JoAnne, Newt's very own "Oops" and his home state, too.

Unless I misunderstood last night, the only two GOPers to make the VA ballot are Mitt Romney and Ron Paul. If that's true, it will be an odd primary pitting the far right candidate against the flip flopper.

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#5.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:58 AM EST
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Feisty Redhead Roselle, IL


Talk about a genuine stepford wife...

Ughhh, can you imagine that doh faced floozy as First Lady? The thought of all the soils this Stepford wife has creeps me out!!!

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Reply#6 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:20 AM EST

What is it about nasty old men that attract younger, blond wives? In 2008, we had Cindy McCain and now it's Calista. At least Cindy could comb her hair! I just don't see what they see in those dirty old men!!!

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Reply#7 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:25 AM EST

At least Cindy could comb her hair

Right Ursula?

I wonder, when was the last time a comb managed to penetrate it? lol

The plump, old, wrinkled, rich, white men sure know how to pick em...

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#7.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:45 AM EST

Trophy wives (though perhaps the consolation prize...)

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#7.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:49 AM EST

It must have been the Tiffany Gold card....what the heck does she see in him? Grouchy Old Man....

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#7.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:06 PM EST

$$$$ is what they see in these dirty ole men.....LOL

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#7.4 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:46 PM EST

Gold digging bimbos like power and money. I hope that answers your question.

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#7.5 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:53 PM EST
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Ursula-279622

What is it about nasty old men that attract younger, blond wives? In 2008, we had Cindy McCain and now it's Calista. At least Cindy could comb her hair! I just don't see what they see in those dirty old men!!!

Ursula,

Remember that story book line; it's not for you too see my dearie?

I think it was from Little Red Riding Hood. Come to think of it Callista 's hair looks like a riding hood.

I'm glad I don't see what they see.

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Reply#8 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:30 AM EST

It literally gives me the heebie-jeebies to think about having an extra-marital affair with either of those two old goats! Admittedly, John McCain was a bit more dashing as a young man, but both Newt and John have always been nasty bastards to their wives...s...s...s.

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#8.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:47 AM EST

It literally gives me the heebie-jeebies to think about having an extra-marital affair with either of those two old goats!

Them two are what I fondly refer to as coyote ugly!

That's when, you would rather chew off your own arm then wake em up in the morning...

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#8.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:58 AM EST

Okay, the thought of a bare naked Newt just about caused me to "toss my cookies" As it is, I will be afraid to close my eyes to sleep tonight - fear of the nightmares this might cause!

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#8.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:08 PM EST

The heebie-jeebies? Sounds scary what are those? Are they contagious?

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#8.4 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:00 PM EST

Ursula, Fiesty, phinepharmcy--you women are such a great tag team! LMAO!

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#8.5 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:01 PM EST
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Is "Nutty Newt" still off his medications?? I wonder if his many doctors are still looking for him?? "Nutty Newt" has missed alot of group sessions, and his needed individual sessions. "Nutty Newt" is the intellectual, and official historian of the GOP Circus Show. Everyone wave goodbye to "Nutty Newt." The man who loves to puke!

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Reply#9 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:47 AM EST

Callista was in band?

I wonder what instrument she played.

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Reply#10 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:57 PM EST

The triangle of course.

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#10.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:01 PM EST

I wonder what instrument she played

The mouth organ... no doubt! ;o)

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#10.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:05 PM EST

The Newt likes things in 3's.....three women, turned to wife and three churches, Lutheran, Baptist and now Catholic....

It's the threes........3's......3-3-3!

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#10.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:10 PM EST

Happy Anniversary Feisty!

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#10.4 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:17 PM EST

[Callista was in band? I wonder what instrument she played.]

Why, the skin flute, of course!

    #10.5 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 3:47 PM EST

    NAAAWWw guys (& ladies)

    French Horn..... (the experts say to get the best sound you have to tickle it with the tongue just right)

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    #10.6 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:21 PM EST
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    I am the best straight line guy on First Read. I serve em' up high n' over the plate.

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    Reply#11 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:09 PM EST

    That you are ...GOPisextinct!

    If the Newt hears of this, he willl challenge you to a Lincoln-Douglas style debate.

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    #11.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 1:17 PM EST

    (drum rim shot) And the next person hits it out of the park.

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    #11.2 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:16 PM EST

    If only Newt could reach the plate. (I heard his delivery is a little short)

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    #11.3 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:24 PM EST
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    If the Newt hears of this, he willl challenge you to a Lincoln-Douglas style debate.

    Bring him on Chilled.

    Except this will be a Godzilla / Custer debate. I'll pulverize him, and he'll get massacred!!

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    Reply#12 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:27 PM EST

    GOPisextinct......

    You know how the Newster likes himself some history.....

    He'll claim that the whole Custer thingy is invented.....Newt, the great truth teller knows everything about everything!

    ..........Except how to get on the ballot in Virginia

    You'd indeed give him hell....

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    #12.1 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:36 PM EST
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    happy anniversary feisty!!

    don't do nothing i wouldn't do.

    ;o)

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    Reply#13 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:28 PM EST

    Let us hope his current staff once again have the light of wisdom visited upon them and they follow the path taken by the former aides.

      Reply#14 - Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:28 PM EST
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